Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, Machismo, Goats, and Murder

BAGHDAD, Iraq — The U.S. military command Thursday released previously unseen images of a video purportedly posted by Al Qaeda in Iraq's leader, showing him decked out in American tennis shoes and unable to operate his machine gun.

So, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi wears American sneakers and can’t shoot. He is competent with those large knives used to behead innocent infidels, however. I understand they practice on goats. I also understand that their victims are drugged into a stupor.

No wonder Zarqawi can successfully behead someone, but can’t operate a machine gun. I wonder if the goats are drugged? Hmmm.

Allah be praised!